When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay
When someone says: “Oh, vet school takes 4 years?”
Possible add-ons include (but are not limited to):
- "So it’s like medical school?"
- "Wow, that’s the same as doctors!"
((I hope people realize what the “D” in DVM stands for, but I digress))
- "Why didn’t you just go to medical school instead? You could have made more money…"
- "I thought it was only a two year program."
- "When you’re done, you should move where I am so you can have my pets as patients!"
- "Is that in addition to undergrad?"
- "I wish I got paid to play with puppies all day.”
- "My dog has been acting weird for the last three months… what’s wrong with it?"
- "Can you treat my cat for free?"
- "I’ve watched Dr. Pol!"
The Strand had the best sales day in its 86-year history on Saturday. http://wny.cc/1ab5af9
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic
"so they don’t panic"
The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic
Lmao it’s buddy britt1125
I need to kiss you so badly. One of those kisses where I’m pressing against you as much as possible and my hands are in your hair and moving down your back, clutching to you in any way I can, kissing you as deeply as possible and thinking you’re mine, mine mine.
really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable
This needs more notes
this is really important