gothtot:

When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay

August 31 2014, 08:18 PM   •   66,226 notes   •   Via   •   Source

When someone says: “Oh, vet school takes 4 years?”

4yearsofvetschool:

                                 http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vz14T6Zt1qzqdem.gif

Possible add-ons include (but are not limited to):

  • "So it’s like medical school?"
  • "Wow, that’s the same as doctors!"
         ((I hope people realize what the “D” in DVM stands for, but I digress))
  • "Why didn’t you just go to medical school instead? You could have made more money…"
  • "I thought it was only a two year program."
  • "When you’re done, you should move where I am so you can have my pets as patients!"
  • "Is that in addition to undergrad?"
  • "I wish I got paid to play with puppies all day.”
  • "My dog has been acting weird for the last three months… what’s wrong with it?"
  • "Can you treat my cat for free?"
  • "I’ve watched Dr. Pol!"
August 31 2014, 01:41 PM   •   121 notes   •   Via   •   Source
dogshaming:

I tried to eat Jesus

I tried to eat Jesus

dogshaming:

I tried to eat Jesus

I tried to eat Jesus

August 31 2014, 01:17 PM   •   1,083 notes   •   Via   •   Source
astrolatte:

The Strand had the best sales day in its 86-year history on Saturday. http://wny.cc/1ab5af9

astrolatte:

The Strand had the best sales day in its 86-year history on Saturday. http://wny.cc/1ab5af9

August 31 2014, 12:21 PM   •   1,848 notes   •   Via   •   Source
classicmoviegal:

anachronisticsiren:


Anne Hathaway as Mary Poppins (Saturday Night Live, April 10, 2008) [x]

#MIA ARE YOU MOCKING YOUR GRANDMA?????
A+ tag from camyberry

Reblogging to the tag!

classicmoviegal:

anachronisticsiren:

Anne Hathaway as Mary Poppins (Saturday Night Live, April 10, 2008) [x]

A+ tag from camyberry

Reblogging to the tag!

August 31 2014, 12:03 PM   •   2,477 notes   •   Via   •   Source

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

August 31 2014, 12:03 PM   •   166,155 notes   •   Via   •   Source

After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.

 - This thought has been haunting me for months. (via beduusd)

Mmm it’s actually ridiculously upsetting

(via vveird-o)
August 31 2014, 12:03 PM   •   656,953 notes   •   Via   •   Source

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

August 31 2014, 11:13 AM   •   262,852 notes   •   Via   •   Source
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rachbuttt:

katara:


craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"
The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 


Lmao it’s buddy 
britt1125

rachbuttt:

katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"

The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

Lmao it’s buddy britt1125

August 30 2014, 11:49 PM   •   96,403 notes   •   Via   •   Source
August 30 2014, 11:49 PM   •   487 notes   •   Via   •   Source

I need to kiss you so badly. One of those kisses where I’m pressing against you as much as possible and my hands are in your hair and moving down your back, clutching to you in any way I can, kissing you as deeply as possible and thinking you’re mine, mine mine.

 - Me, to you (via heartsworldsapart)
August 30 2014, 11:48 PM   •   41,620 notes   •   Via   •   Source

ukarchitects:

thankful-werewolf:

puhgs:

really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable 

This needs more notes

this is really important

August 30 2014, 11:48 PM   •   328,045 notes   •   Via   •   Source